Holy Shit! You have stumbled into the world of Sporks. Well, there’s no sense for me to explain anything right here, but I can give you some places to look for help and whatnot.

The main development site is here. This contains some stuff. I’ve not read it myself, but thought I’d link to it anyway.

For immediate help and assistance, please call (513) 317-1254right now.

Other things of note:

Many Sporks can often be found on IRC. I’d tell you explicitly where to look, but really, do you think we want to talk to you? Get real. Besides, is it really that hard to find us? It’s not like we’re hiding in the jungle or anything (well, at least most of us aren’t…).